Is this management of this website fucking serious?

With all their deleting bullshit.

For that reason am OOOOT

FAO Yesiamaduck

following other people around on the internet and compiling all the information you have on them into one place is quite weird. Maybe in your spare time you should take up crafts or exercise or something less weird than what you're doing now.

Facebook friend cull

Ever done one of these? I just did - removed almost 100 people.

I was born a handsome man

Now I am a Goat

Doing cringeworthy things whilst drunk

I had a few last night and feel a tad silly now. I went to an OTC supper in Russell Square with all the other bursars and afterwards we were going to another bar and I took a wee wee in the street (VERY BAD I KNOW) and i turned around to someone just staring at me, which was horrid. I just looked at them and walked off.

THEN on the way home I was kind of chatting to myself and my next door neighbour was walking behind me and heard everything - I mean I was drunk, but BLOODY HELL.

I've just phoned 999

for the 3rd time in 2 years.

When I say just, I mean a few hours ago.

There was a fire in the house behind my back garden and a couple of gas cylinders blew up. I have a couple of cool videos. Then we were 'evacuated' from out house and the whole street for a couple of hours. 3 houses affected, mine was next in line, but thankfully it didn't get there in time.

MENTAL DAY.

No injuries.